Well the comedy work has dried up 100%. I think this is the first time in years I have NO bookings. No future bookings, no clubs, no Christmas shows, nothing.

But I’ve used the time well. Melissa and I had a wonderful week with the boys. Liam had his 6th birthday, which Melissa did up in style including baking a cake in the shape of a car! Liam had the full meal deal with balloons, presents, cake, a trip to the fun factory, everything he asked for!

I’m working on a combination personal lubricant and bug spray, I’m going to call it ‘Fuck Off!’

Saturday we took in the Pion-Era event at the museum and we learned all about how much it sucked to be a farmer. It was neat to see the advancements in technology that turned farming from a 20 man team to a single dude riding around in an air-conditioned combine. Did you know kids used to WORK at some point in the past? One of the coolest parts was inside the museum is a full street of Saskatoon as it was in the pioneer days, complete with actors dressed in period costumes explaining the various stores and items. That allowed me to get this picture of the kids in a 1912 RCMP jail.

Sunday we went to Kinsman Park, or as I call it, 50 kids peeing in a wading pool. They have an old-school Merry-go-round which allowed me to take this picture of Melissa riding a giant cock!

(Yes totally planted in this blog to spike hits, I admit).

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