Archive for March, 2010

Parent Teacher Interviews

I remember dreading the day my parents and teacher actually TALKED to each other. What would the teacher divulge about what I do away from the home? Just how bad would my punishment be when Dad got home? How would the three of them conspire to make my life misery?

Now that I’m the Dad, I can’t figure out where all the terror went. Both Max and Liam received excellent report cards. Outside a few things like writing neatness or not interrupting, there were no red flags. Both interviews were ‘three way’ where the kid also has something to say about the education process. We finished off the night with a trip to Dollarama where the kids picked out a new toy each for working so hard.

Or are they? This school seems to have ZERO consequence for not turning in homework or completing home reading. the grades are in the language of ‘beggining to meet expectations (that’s the worst you could do) up to Excelling’. The standard or C level grade was ‘meeting standard expectations’. there is no more pass, fail, incomplete, or even percentages. Just a vague impression that my kids are just like everyone else’s.

I can’t believe at 32 I’m already starting down the ‘in my day’ road that every man walks on his way to pants up to his nipples and an out of control tongue. But maybe the reason I was scared when I was a kid was because there was a standard to meet. An expectation of performance. We were graded, ranked, and assessed just as what happens in real life. Everyone knew who the smartest kid in the class was. When everyone got a test back from the teacher, the first action we all took was to determine in 7 seconds who got the high score. I even remember teachers pointing out the kids who did the best and challenging the others to match that.

Now my kids swim in the sea of mediocrity that is today’s educational system. I never meant for this post to take a negative tone, and I thought a light hearted comparison of my childhood to theirs would allow a quick one liners. Instead the more I dwell on it the more I realize that it is my responsibility to teach my boys that in life there are those who excel, and those who survive. Those who act upon the world, and those who let the world act upon them. those who strive to attain, and those who are happy to allow society and family to pay their bills and leech off the generosity of others. It doesn’t help when they have examples to the contrary, that someone will always arrive with a basket of money and a pat on the head when times are tough. That excuses can replace effort.

But I have good kids. Hard working kids. Kids who understand what they see around them. No report card or parent teacher interview will ever confirm or deny what I already know: Melissa and I are raising two wonderful boys who will have a set of values and the discipline needed to make something of themselves in the world. My kids will never just ‘Meet standard expectations’.

Horizon wins ‘New Direction’ award!

I’ve been avoiding posting for a few days because I didn’t want to jinx the result. The suite of services I had a hand in creating at Horizon Computers had the honour of being a finalist for the North Saskatoon Business Association’s 2010 Business Builder awards.

I was thrilled on Tuesday night when we won! After 10 years as a stand-up comic, for the first time I found myself speechless as I received the award in front of 600 Saskatoon and area CEOs, Entrepreneurs, the Mayor, and many MLAs and Councilmen. Enjoy the video as my jaw hits the floor and I rush through a speech I had to fit into 60 seconds.

Saskatchewan has been one of the greatest choices I have ever made. The opportunity both personally and professionally has been unparalleled in my life. Thanks to all my Horizon team members for helping me and providing the support that my ‘mad scientist’ ways need. I’m still stunned. What a year!

Apparently the embeded video takes a bit longer to process but you can see it here www.youtube.com/HorizonSaskatchewan

Living the double life

Wow. Having a full day job on top of a comedy career can result in some insanity. In addition to being so bloody busy that important things like the blog get neglected, I can confuse my two lives at times.

As a comedian, the witty comment or comeback is key. But I find in so many business lunches people just leave themselves wide open for something inappropriately funny that I just can’t help myself.

On the flip side, I try to be as business-like and professional as I can towards my comedy that I have difficulty dealing with just how loosey-goosey and unprofessional this ‘business’ is. Things that I think are important to have worked out ahead of time seem trivial if life is just PS3 and sleeping between shows.

In the good news department my ‘Horizon Total Care’ suite of services has been nominated for a local business award. I find out the result on the 16th…